Mommy Wants Vodka is my hero today. I could not have written this better myself, which is why I didn’t. Or maybe I’m just lazy. I am also on the look out for coordinated attacks by soccer/stay at home moms at all times. Aunt Becky and I might be twins in an alternate universe. Maybe she can be the Gayle to my Oprah. I might just stop writing this blog so she can write it for me.
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